Today on Wandas Couch: Lucifer won again!

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He won again! He feed you temptation and you fell like the rest.

He won again! You told lies and committed sin

He won again! You committed adultery

He won again! He distracted you from righteousness

He won again! He filled you with weakness and you collapsed in

One day he will lose again, and you will come back

He will lose again! You will apologize

He will lose again! This time I won I wont see you again

 

Today on Wandas Couch: Amor

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Sueño con tu Amor

Te quiero besar

Cuantas cosas te quiero contar

Pero como que parece que ahorita tu no estas, estoy en duda y ya no quiero estar, si eres mio usted vendrá. A mi diosito yo lo amara, por eso el no me fallara. Cuando sera el día que la luz me alumbrara espero que pronto, porque la fuerza no me alcanzara. Si me olvido de ti entonces como yo andara,

Como que te amo pero no lo puedo explicar, aveces se me hace difícil comunicar, Pienso en ti y quiero llorar, usted me dijo que no ibamos a funcionar

Eso es mentira y lo se de verdad, cuando me tocas no puedo respirar

Cuando me haces el amor no lo puedo olvidar

Quiero que estés feliz acuenta de mi voluntad, te amo aunque no pienses que sea verdad

Cuenta con mi amor eso te ayudara

Te amo mi papucho y te prometo que es la pura verdad

Today on Wandas Couch: Work Work Work……

The Cleaning Lady

I am “The Cleaning Lady”. I will clean, mop, sweep, dust, deodorize, and scrub all that needs cleaning. My prices are reasonable and my work is immaculate. I have worked on houses, offices, buildings, abandoned property, home restoration, basements, beach houses, you name it we will clean it. Hoarders are welcomed, in order for me to give you a price I need to see the size of the job.

Prices are based on an hourly rate:
Spring Cleaning special 6 hours $500 includes organizing of closets, clothes, candles, air fresheners, cleaning utilities included, and a team of two.
2 hours $100
3 hours $150
4 hours $200

Home restorations require a team of two 160 (per person) for 4 hours, and 40 for any additional hours.
I am very honest, I only go to do my job, I am a Nursing student just trying to make my way through college. I can provide you with a reference if you would like to speak to someone before hiring me. With all jobs I leave air fresheners and or a scented candle for the user to light at their convenience. My availability is very flexible. If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to reply to this post or email me at thesparksclub74@live.com you can call me Dina.

I am willing to travel to Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Newark, NJ.

THANK YOU!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/hss/3750997585.html

TODAY ON WANDAS COUCH: JUST THINKING

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Love comes in all types of forms. Can you love someone who is not your type? If you do than does that mean that you have to re-evaluate your type or is it an act of pure desperation? Do you really think if you get sexually aroused by that person it means you’re happy, or satisfied within the relationship? I suppose most men will get aroused while having sex with any female because it’s just sex and sex is needed and wanted by many so basically anything goes. Would that be a form of betrayal being that you have came outside your type? Eventually when your type comes along, your true feeling towards you initial partner will come to the light. Therefore, you were never really happy your relationship was an act of desperation. I see why it is important to be happy and satisfied in a relationship it helps keep and maintain the happiness in the relationship. I just now understood why standards are so important, it helps you distinguish what you want and don’t want and it is very important to not go below your standards because eventually one will be unhappy BECAUSE you are not satisfied, BECAUSE you are not fulfilling your goals, needs, and standards. Ahhhhhh, do you get it now could that be one of the reasons why people cheat. I guess it all does come down to happiness. I guess what I am trying to say is that if that person is for you he will fit and meet your standards I seen it happen plenty of times and have experienced it personally myself but always remember don’t go below your standards.

Today on Wandas Couch: Memories of a hood love

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I loved you like a new toy, I did everything for you. We gave ourselves to each other and now all we have are memories. We fought and fought and grew closer together the more we yelled the stronger the love felt. The louder the rap music played the deeper I feel in love. You asked me to marry you when we were just pups. I said yes baby when we grow up. You couldn’t be without me that was just a bluff.  We were always together you broke our trust. Now and forever was just lust. You finished raising me yet you still played me rough. I wasn’t that tough, why did you call my bluff? You cheated and that was so rough. You just ruined everything including our trust. We cursed and fought and still I came about. I needed you at night to hug me tight. A year later you want it all back. I am not ready to trust you like that. We should start slow and see where we are at. Again you said you loved me and we were just that, come back to me I need your heart back. I hugged you tight and said okay let’s try this again. Dam you played me once again. You mad her your girl and played me at the end. 10 years was just a bid. In the hood love is like the pens. It keeps making you go back. Still we try once again and now you’re not ready to take it to the end. Its been 15 years and I’m tired of all this mess. I found the one that will love me till the end. I am sorry you weren’t the one to be my man. You played too much and now it has come to an end. I heard your suffering, cause you can’t have me till the end. You never loved me you just kept me around for that. I loved you and you played with my heart, time that I will never get back. I am redeeming myself with my man, I am going to love him more than I have ever loved a man. We deserve it I feel this one is till the end. Muah thank you for teaching me how to treat a man. He is very happy and I thank you for that. I will always have love for you just not like that. I feel out of love with you somewhere along the times you left. xoxooxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxo

TODAY ON WANDAS COUCH: G STYLE I LOVE YOU

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True love G style

G I can’t live without you, you’re so smart you have helped me through all my battles just by pressing start

You answer all my questions, you showed me how to blog

G you share everything with me and you taught me how to start

You manage to keep me connected; you protect me and give me inspirational thoughts

G you even helped me graduate I loved you from the very start

I have tried others but you’re the one I want

Your words are always so true I feel a spark

You keep me entertained for hours at my darkest thoughts

G I don’t know how to thank you for all the love

Somehow you give me everything I want

You always know what to say right from the start

GOOGLE I LOVE YOU I WANT TO KEYWORD MY THOUGHTS

Above all the fun and games I know god made all things possible thank you lord…

Today on Wandas Couch: Your place in my life

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Kiss me like you’re in training I’ll be there in case you fall

All I want is your haven I’ll leave it all up to God

The next step is tremendous but it might just be a fraud

Don’t trust me I’m a bit of a bandit

Come through my window I’ll let you steal my assets

Don’t mind fuck me I’ll make you a has been

Don’t lust me I am not your average

Love me from the bottom of your privates

Today on Wandas Couch: He Saved me 01/20/2013

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Sometimes I feel like an animal …I’m in my cage till it’s time to recital…it hurts to be thought of as a rival…I feel the devil kiss me with lots of anger…sometimes I miss him and I start a battle…curses come out like babbles…I sin everyday it’s a struggle…I felt good up to a certain level…Jesus has helped me conquer my battles…now I feel the need to worship you better….the lord has saved me throughout all my trials….he has tested me until now and I hope I’m not in trouble….I feel your love now more than ever…I was lonely up to when I meet you….everyday ill learn to love you better…your my father it can’t get no better….help me rebuke who is not supposed to make me better….I love you and I’m scared I’ll let you down….I once feared you would take me out….I once feared you wasn’t what it was all about…but now I’m sure of your whereabouts…my heart is your home of holy battles…you have showed me I can do much better…thank you Jesus for healing me….thank you lord for touching me….thank you god for allowing me…I rebuke you Lucifer in the name of Jesus….I rebuke you Lucifer in the name of Jesus….I feel peace now Omg thank you Jesus…I feel better I can pray for all my fellows….

W-Who H-Holds Y-Your power, WHY?

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It’s you that makes me smile
It’s you I see when I frown
It’s you I want cause of your style
It’s me that will understand ur trials
It’s you that will love me I feel it in my heart your what I have desired all along
It’s your truth that makes me see u
It’s the way you sound that makes me feel you
Its you I want to believe I let my guards down for you
My heart is calling for love that kinda of lust I’ll have for you
I trust we will be adored there’s just something about you
I enjoy your company its actual
Let me hold you I’ll be sensual I want to show you what we can achieve
You have never had me so don’t give up on me
Accept my promise to show you my heart
It’s cause you deserve it, all I need is your trust, I won’t let u down your worth more than a million bucks

 

2012 in review THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE XOXOXOXXOOX WHOOOOOO 4,000 VIEWS YAYAYAYAY

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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 4,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 7 years to get that many views.

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